Well I'm sick, and probably won't be working today.

First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair

What color is your favorite hoodie?
Black

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Despite what other people may expect, my answer here is no.

Do you plan outfits?
Never

How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Like complete crap.

Who was the last person you kissed?
One of my best friends.

Person before that?
No one. Ever. :/

What are you craving right now?
Nothing

What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Nausea

Do you make prank calls?
No

Do you sleep with any stuffed animals?
Not lately

Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Never been *that* bored.

Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I never bothered to notice. I just eat it.

Do you like anyone right now?
Yes.

What do you think of crickets?
They're good singers.

Have you ever met a celebrity?
I've met Kody Chamberlain, and he's pretty close. He's got some comics published with some well-known franchises like 30 Days of Night. Great artist. Love him.

Do you like cottage cheese?
No

What are you listening to right now?
The fans

Would you go sky diving?
No

Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Yes, I would. No evil motives or anything, either. I'd just like to have a pleasant lunch with the man. He's still human. He deserves some respect.

Would you throw potatoes at him?
Never. Ox King would hate me if I did. Such a waste.

Is there anything sparkly on you?
Only when I'm in the sunlight. Cause I'm a vampire. Yeah.

No.

Do you rent movies often?
I work at a library, so yes. Lots of them. But I do much prefer to just buy my movies.

Who are you going to be with tonight?
Myself.

Brown or white egg?
Well I don't think I've ever had a brown egg, so I'll have to say 'regular.'

Ever been on a train?
Only in video games.

Ever told someone you loved them?
Yes

Do you have a cell phone?
Yes.

Are you a virgin?
Me? C'mon. You're really going to ask that?

Any kids?
I fucking hate kids. If I ever have any, I'm turning them into cyborgs and training them to be killing machines.

What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Which one? I guess it doesn't matter because I have no idea for any of them.

Ever had cream puffs?
Huh?

Ever had breaded shrimp?
Probably.

What was the last question you asked?
Dunno.

What was the last CD you bought?
Don't know.

Is your hair curly?
Nope, just crazy.

Last time you cried?
Never

Ever walked into a wall?
Nope.

Ever walked UP a wall?
Yes. The fact that it was merely a floor painted to look like a wall is inconsequential.

Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
What is PacSun?

Favorite time of the year?
Winter

What's your favorite number?
47

Favorite colors?
Red

Do you have any piercings?
No

Do you have any tattoos?
No

Who was the last person you held hands with?
That question assumes that I've ever held hands with someone. And it's wrong if it thinks such a thing.

Do you sleep with the TV on?
No

Do you like your life right now?
There's only two things left that I want in my life. Aside from that, I'd go so far as to say it's perfect.

How do you feel about 'love'?
I'm starting to hate it.

What is your favorite animal?
Hyena

Do you have good vision?
Not really

Can you hula hoop?
Nope

Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Depends on a hell of a lot of factors.

Do you have a job?
Yep yep

What are you wearing?
My Dr Doom costume. Not really, but oh well.

What does your hair look like?
A mess.

Ever climbed out a window?
No

Can you handle the truth?
Yep

What was the most recent thing you bought?
GTA IV and Gears of War

How often do you talk on the phone?
Rarely.

Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?
Yes.

Are you sarcastic?
No.

Have you ever slapped someone?
No.

Do looks matter?
"To a certain degree. They're certainly not my top priority, but let's face it, there needs to be SOME physical attraction in couples." I'm just gonna keep that answer, since it's what I was going to say anyway.

Do you use chapstick?
No

Are you too forgiving?
Depends.

Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Yes

Do you own a gun?
Surprisingly, no.

Where are you located?
Louisiana

Have you ever been in a castle?
Only my own.

Do you like your hair?
Yes

Do you like yourself?
Yup

Random statement.
I'm a doctor.

What are you doing today?
Being sick and feeling sorry for myself.